When I was a little boy, I was thrown out of Sunday school (an Assembly of God in Old Howard Beach) for sharing my discovery that God was a woman. No!- the pastor exclaimed- God is a man! But you said God gave birth to the Universe- right? Yes- said the pastor- He did! Well???(hand on hip) … then whose uterus did He borrow? That was it. My Mom got a phone call to come pick me up.
